Reading The New York Times, I realized how much better life is when you don’t have to read about Marco Rubio. Remember that guy?
Donald Trump is a nightmare, but at least he’s like a 70s sitcom villain. Romero’s Joker. Goofy shit. Rubio was Christopher Nolan’s Bane. All heavy and serious on shit the poor fuck will never come close to comprehend.
Good riddance, dude. I really hope I never hear from you again. PS: At some point, Time magazine has to fire its editor. She’s clueless.
