Everything is news in these Warhol-predicted days. And that would be fine as most of those news are about weirdos that make you look like the most mentally balanced person on earth.
The problem is that with all the fake news sources out there, it is a chore to find out what’s real. Everything sounds like it could be real, but is it really, really real?
Like these twins. You can send them your toys, they’ll rub them between their legs. Lick them. Then you get them back. Lick them. Smell them. That sounds like something someone (really, really lonely) would do. And it’s kinda funny.
But if you wanna share it and make all your friends feel balanced, too (look, at least you’re not mailing pussy smelling Pikachus for food), you have to check if it is true. And that’s a chore. It is virtually impossible to know if anything is true.
So, are these girls for real? I don’t know. Don’t mail your old GI Joes yet. I’m saving my time for news that look relevant, even if they don’t make me feel better about myself.
